Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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