Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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