I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
