yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
