and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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