Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
is that a dick in a sweater?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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