well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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