If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
