i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
