yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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