Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Randomize