i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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