I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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