Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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