why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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