He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
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