It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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