yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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