Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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