wanna go halves on a baby?
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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