Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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