Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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