Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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