I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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