no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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