HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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