So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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