Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
