maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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