I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
handjob tips. give me some.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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