I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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