If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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