I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
