My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I think a kid would responsible me up
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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