Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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