How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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