Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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