Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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