Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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