What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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