is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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