We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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