Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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