I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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