What a fucking waste of an outfit
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
