Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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