the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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