Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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