I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
you had me at cake vodka
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
