Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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