She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
its not stalking. its research.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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