I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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