yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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