So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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