On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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